When is he going to get his bear arms installed
Pretty sure he just needs any arms to meet the qualifications, he’s already a bear.
Or lefts
Looks like someone got up in arms over your joke.
For the idiots like me, joke is in the title… took me way too long. I kept looking at the guy going “he ain’t got a left” 🤣
He’s going to be all right.
Guy from my undergrad who was missing one hand has always had a profile pic of him posing with a sign that said ‘second hand shop’
How did he put his hat on?
He just puts it on the ground and does a handstan…
Wait I haven’t thought this through
His nickname’s CleverDick.
You know how…
…what happened to Matt Damon??
I was thinking this is forest Gump from his running days.
Lew tenant Dan! I ain’t got no arms!
He wished to become more handsome, and the sea-witch said it would cost his arms.
clearly he lost his arms
And gained some weight around the midsection. Grew out his hair and a badass beard.
Slight improvement overall.
Squirrelly Dan??
