It’s almost as if you’re not the whom it concerns innit?

Doesn’t get much more slappin’ than Partystarter

60% keyboard

Im j st im g n ng yo r typ ng loo s lik th s

Yeah as an example a simple sentence like “My daughter and her boyfriend went to a concert but she got ill so they had to come home”

Can’t change to “My daughter and her boyfriend went to a concert but they got ill so they had to come home”

It loses its meaning.

My daughter and her boyfriend went to a concert but my daughter got ill so they had to come home" is extra “work”

It’s not perfect

Christ there’s a generation of Brits only know that name because of a pædo 😂

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SwozMhzTTbs

Nope, try this one - https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/french-onion-soup-recipe

It’s divine

HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR

British sausage is world class. When I enquired about the slightly-fried excrement in the pic and googled the brand, I discovered it was mechanically-recovered pork/turkey slop that would be illegal to sell in every country bar one 😂

There’s only one country that shit could come from

I was always told never to talk about politics or religion because guaran-fuckin-teed you’re not going to change someone’s mind, and it’ll just end in arguments.

Obvious exceptions are politicians/pedophiles but that’s neither here nor there

There are a billion topics you can share your opinions about and change people’s world-view for the better, please America, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POLITICS AND RELIGION!!! 😂

Yes it’s only yous savages

Booo I need thumb exercises for tendonitis

Scotland was, oddly, the last country in the UK do get rid of blasphemy laws, so the generation before mine used phrases like -

Jings, crivvens and help ma Boab!

And

In the name o the wee man!

Probably autocorrect on a french keyboard. It actually means “enamel”

Is this loss?

Just a lot more gun-owning cowards

Mother I crave vodka. Fetch me my shapka, woman

The musical equivalent of wallpaper paste

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

Dunno who Jake Paul is but he looks like a cunt

Could someone post a gif of him being turned into wallpaper paste when it happens thanks

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

You couldn’t make The Terminator in a decade because it’d just be a documentary

Very first thing on the list - support local businesses

Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅

But at least the taxes aren’t quite so much being funnelled into “turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons”