I thought Supreme Court Justice Thomas was the most expensive fossil ever sold.
From what I hear he was actually rather inexpensive. If I was in his place I’d be insulted by the price he gets.
He earned none of that money. It should rightfully be forcefully removed and given back to all the small businesses he fucked hard in the ass.
Most Expensive Fossil Ever Sold
That’s just because presidential campaign backers usually like to keep quiet about their contributions.
Fuck. Sotheby’s.
Selling things that aren’t theirs since 1744.
Trump offered himself to oil executives for a billion.
Hasn’t Putin already paid $500 million for that fossil?
That was my first thought.
Imagine having enough money to be able to waste it on a dinosaur skeleton for no reason other than to fucking have it. And it doesn’t even make a difference in your net worth. This kind of shit makes me so damn depressed. I mean more than I already am.
I want to make this man eat my hat
I want to make this man shit your hat.