I never understood this. When I was a wee lad I wanted a car that sounded just like KITT. Completely silent.
The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.
It probably requires an app to monitor the wash cycle. All they have to do is start charging a subscription to use the app. If people bought the dishwasher because they would get alerts when their dishes were clean, now they have to pay a recurring fee.
Roku pushed an update to their TVs requiring owners to agree to a new terms of service. There was no “disagree” button, and the TV wouldn’t work until people accepted the changes.
This is such a new problem that it’s never been challenged in court.
There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.
Why does a dishwasher need wifi?
Why isn’t Ghost Rider 2 on this list? What the hell is The Amazing Bulk?
This list was put together just to drive “engagement”. I’m glad we’re doing it here instead of Collider’s website.
I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”
Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.
https://www.tarrantcountytx.gov/en/county-judge.html
“I am committed to fostering a culture within Tarrant County that not only celebrates faith, family and freedom, but champions these core values. My mission is to make Tarrant County the safest large county in Texas and to remain a place where the American Dream is alive and well.”
-Tim O’Hare
I don’t like spam
911, what’s your emergency?
I found a dead body on the side of the road.
Where are you? I’m sending police to you now.
Uhh, I touched it.
OK, don’t do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?
I may have eaten some.
…
Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.
What does that mean?
I…completed.
Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.
I once walked down to the local ice cream dispensary to get a cone of some type. But they were short-handed that day, and had closed the walk-up window. So I walked over to the drive-thru window.
They would not serve me without a car. Instead of closing the drive-thru and making drivers get out of their car, they closed the walk-up window, and wouldn’t serve any walk-ups at the drive-thru.
Fuck drive-thrus.
Did your pill change shape or size? I get various generic differences all the time and have to double-check that it’s the right drug.
Always double check if you get an unfamiliar shape or size.
is CDi mainline?
My favorite phone was a Sony Xperia Compact. If they still have SD Card slots my next phone will be Sony.
You can’t have any pudding until you eat your meat.
“I make online honeypots.”
First time in Sydney. Passed through the Museum stop earlier today and the ads caught my eye. Very Fallout-ish.
I just had to make a password for a hotel.
8 to 20 characters Uppercase Lowercase Digits OR special characters.
The capitalized OR is important. You can have either numbers in the password, or special characters, BUT NOT BOTH.
Took me 8 tries.
Happy cheesecake day!
The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.
I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”