Yeah this is similar to what I always tell these idiots. "You all know the government has tanks right. How many tanks y’all got? Three Broncos, an F-1f0, and a tractor? I’m sure those will hold up just fine to 120 mm cannon.
Yeah this is similar to what I always tell these idiots. "You all know the government has tanks right. How many tanks y’all got? Three Broncos, an F-1f0, and a tractor? I’m sure those will hold up just fine to 120 mm cannon.
Because the Texas government it’s all life, unless it’s either unborn, or extremely rich.
Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.
Lemurians.
Math: Imaginary numbers!
Me: Fuck that, imaginary dragons.
That’s okay, I already don’t eat there.
Medical science: with this we could cure everyone in earth of the disease for only $20!
Pharmaceutical industry: Okay that goes in the vault forever. Now make us one that just treats the symptoms and we’ll charge $5,000 a month for it.
Corporations: why spend our own money when we can get these chumps to spend it for us?
Sugar and caffeine.
How about you run your face over a belt sander.
Sure babe, but what’s with the gun? Usually the “chill” part comes later.
He’s a narcissist, he’s literally incapable of accepting blame.
Knife, belt buckle, light reflecting off a window - who can say what they really saw? All I know is they won’t serve any prison time and that’s fucked up.
Sucks up, sucks off… is there a difference?
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
You can have it.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
IDK where the hell you’re from but I know at least three times as many people with glasses as without. There’s no excuse.
So what you’re saying is that Roberts is the orange idiot’s little butt boy?
Listening to DJs screw with music always makes me cry too.