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Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli’s G-spot just got discovered
Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm
Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start
Nah, Denethor gave a pent-up troll a blowjob.
Having or receiving?
Denethor, the bean licking champion of Gondor.
where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?
Fuck me, I’m saving that. If this was a discord, this would be pinned to the fucking fridge so fast
Yes
Friendly fire
Actually the fire comes next iirc
“Share the LOAD”
I love you guys. Don’t ever change
Don’t know about best, but Ents have the longest.
Maybe one day, they’ll find the Entwives and get back to doing that
Don’t be hasty
Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.
Eats them like cherry tomatoes
Sauron
Cursed upvote
This is the strangest political compass meme I’ve seen in a while.
Bilbo
Load of the Rings?
Is this a character alignment chart
A: Not the woman.
Denethor into them showers
He DEVOURED that juicy fruit.
Elrond in Mt Doom!
