I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking – and Siri replied “Good boy!”

"Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?

– Oh good, nothing amiss here!"

I share that opinion! Doowutchyalike!

I sense I’m about to fall into a deep, deep rabbit hole 😄

A GD B.

Gotta teach the birds about stranger danger.

That’s funny, I thought Danger was his… middle name.

Yup. They want people to quit.

Free hosting, for everyone, without ads.

Ut-oh.

(But seriously, while it wasn’t free, having an account with an ISP used to come with 10 MB of personal webspace without ads or anything. That’s something you never really see these days.)

Weird to see the proliferation over the years of think-pieces on the lack of libido in mainstream film. They act like it’s evidence that America is dead from the waist down – as if people can’t just go watch sex whenever they want, without having to share the experience with an auditorium full of people. Depictions of sexuality have just become more private, that’s all.

I think it’s the noise rather than simply the affection.

Extreme mouth noises bother some people. Not that I’d ever call anyone out on a train over it, but the sound of loud wet kissing gives me the creepy-crawlies in the same way that hearing someone sloppily eating a particularly juicy apple does.

Thank Bose for noise-cancelling earbuds.

Soong understood addiction – it’s just that his was making androids that looked like him.

“And I shall name you… Lore! Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.”

Why thank you! That’s very kind of…

Wait a minute.

And yet the Sixth Doctor was never committed in spite of his fashion choices.

I love them all of course, but mouse is my favorite 🐁

This is a good way to note which of your ports are fully functional.

“Bah gawd, that’s daddy’s music!”

Data-GPT: “If you are going to lunch, I recommend asking the replicator for a pizza with foraged mushrooms and extra glue.”

“I hope it comforts you to know Doctor, that I am a product of a ego-maniacal, narcissistic rogue scientist rather than a profit motivated corporation.”