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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • It’s this type of thinking that is the reason our country is so fucked.

    “If climate change is so bad, I’ll just move somewhere else.” Yeah but what about all the billions of other people in affected areas?

    “If you need an abortion, just fly to another state where it’s allowed.” Yeah but what about people that are too poor, in an abusive relationship, or need an abortion immediately?

    “If we get rid of Obamacare, my insurance will be so much cheaper.” Yeah because they can immediately throw off anyone that actually relies on their insurance to stay alive.

    The examples are literally endless. People vote like they’re the only person that exists and fuck everyone else. They’re the worst. And apparently there’s a whole lot of them.




  • The flight from Denver to Las Vegas is just over an hour. I was meeting some friends in Vegas for a bachelor party and texted them saying I was taking off. The conversation went like this:

    Me: Flight is taking off now, will text you when I get in.

    Friend: Just sat down at the blackjack table at Treasure Island. See you in a bit.

    Time skip ahead to me landing.

    Me: Just landed. You still at Treasure Island?

    Friend: I’m down 4 grand. Went back to the hotel.






  • Will Smith is a farter… he’s, you know, a lovely guy. Just, he farts. Some do, some don’t.

    I like that this director thinks that there are some people wired different to just never fart. But with that being said, I kind of get where he’s coming from. One of my brothers has no problem letting farts rip. One of his crowning achievements was making a pregnant lady puke when she walked into his office after he had been hot boxing it for a few hours.


  • I was visiting a friend in the Netherlands, who had to work one day which left me exploring Rotterdam alone. I commented that I was worried about what I was going to do for lunch, since I didn’t speak Dutch and didn’t know how I was going to order food.

    He said, “just go into a Burger King and start speaking English - the cashier will understand you unless they completely failed highschool.” I always appreciated that about Dutch culture. They all speak 3 or 4 languages seemingly effortlessly.