I was wandering around on my first play through, trying to get a grip on the whole mess, and so far I’d only really seen some zombie soldiers and dudes on horses with big curved swords. They were still kicking my ass. I thought, maybe if I head south instead of north I’ll get to the easy zone. Suddenly the sky turns red and a malformed dog the size of a fucking house bites me in half. I respawned at my last site of grace, called the runes a loss, and went north.

I fell for the teleport trap on my first play. It was actually pretty fun escaping and getting back to where I had been.