Super strong A Crown of Candy vibes, fam.

Such an adorably inviting grin. ✨

WTF is wrong with her “dimples”? 🤢🤮

That’s a gravelly slope all the way down and lacks what the other option offers upfront —without shiny herrings & uninspired goose-chases. Bring your A game, leave the cheerleader on the sidelines.

also worked in investment banking

My kinda succubus.

Daughter in her mother’s makeup. Par for that era.

That’s my takeaway as well: this whole article seems to be insinuating the underlying trope of “Democrat” as an optimistic, shortsighted believer in meritocratic head-pats, and largely unprepared for reality outside rosy-lensed mental simulations & shower arguments cheered by stadiums of grateful citizens. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Humanity’s fucked. Thanks for all the fish!

Your parents must’ve really sucked at it, then? 😱

Wait, is that the one Spidey webs the twins to snag the helicopter? 😂

Both. They’re already a package, and just want more than a dildo. Tonight, they’re shopping for a toy with legs, stamina, and the ability to huck them both around the mattress. Punch that timecard, manwhore. You’ve got work to do.

Left is gonna be into at least trying “something kinky”, but that’ll just tighten the proverbial golden handcuffs on ya — until you buck the reins, and she has to tell her daddy specifically what you two’ve been up to and where.

Right doesn’t have one to tell and brings her own toys.

Left has stamina, potence, honed talents.

Right would ^uwu until you took her to the mall after maybe twice, and no anal without a contract.

Redhead seems like the safest (lowest surprise psycho risk) and most likely to know how to make herself cum (ie. versed and interested in all sorts of fun variations), whereas the left two are burying the needle on bottle-rocket bimbo: can’t not light it, but that ear-piercing launch (careening through the neighborhood possibly smashing windows, fuckin’ up car paint, etc.) that everyone knows started with you? Not worth the unsatisfyingly basic AF dopamine pop.

No contest.

Hunh.

How long ago did she cut off his fingertips?

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FOI-yay really clinches it, FYI.

Were they from France?