• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    Both. They’re already a package, and just want more than a dildo. Tonight, they’re shopping for a toy with legs, stamina, and the ability to huck them both around the mattress. Punch that timecard, manwhore. You’ve got work to do.