Dealing with my toddler is frequently more rational than dealing with my coworkers. Most of em are good, but the ones that are outside my normal bubble drive me insane.

Paternity leave was the best part of my job, too. I wish I got more, and it’s criminal that many dads get very little, if any.

Also I don’t really know the best way to say “sorry for this weird mess of a country,” but I’m sorry. That sounds very stressful to say the least.

It’s crazy what I never heard about in school. 20-30 million dead from an important ecological lesson, but we gotta learn about Christopher Columbus’s dumb ass in every grade.

I just replied about this in another thread, but I liked plugging an extra mouse into their computer and making subtle movements with it while they were working.

Oh that’s good. I liked hooking an extra mouse into my co-worker’s computer and making very small movements with it while they were working.

My friends/roommates used to “fire” each other’s rooms. It involved getting a couple big handfuls of taco bell fire sauce and hiding it in every place they could find.

I had my room fired and 3 years later while traveling, a fire sauce packet flew out of my shirt pocket as I was getting dressed. By far my favorite prank.