I’m sure he will, by giving Ukraine to Russia and letting them murder Zelensky.

This is every 3rd Babylon Bee article

That’s appropriate because Reagan is the worst in every year.

We should all just be glad he didn’t die from falling out of a window!

She is married with 3 kids and seemingly very happy with where she is in life!

We are still FB friends and have talked a few times over the years, but you’re right, I should tell her!

When I was 15, I told a girl that she should audition for the elite choir at our school (she was very talented). She said she would audition if I would audition (I had no vocal talent) but I auditioned and being one of the only males I got in. I fell in love with singing, worked my ass off, went to college on a vocal scholarship and now 20 years later I am the vocal coach for the largest theatre in our state. That little moment, which she probably doesn’t even remember, changed my entire life trajectory.