Buncha wankstains
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Buncha wankstains
Absolutely not, but one can recognize the others disinterest and be ok with that and one won’t stop to think you couldn’t possibly not be interested in them, or care really care wether you are or not because you should be. The latter obviously Clint the douche.
Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you’ve finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words “I’m literally inside you”.
Or so I hear…
Nah, when it comes to social shit like that, you just have not give a fuck what people think about you anymore, because honestly, they probably fucking aren’t. You’d have to be pretty egotistical to think so, and if you were, you’d probably be one of those douche bags that bothers girls who don’t want to talk to them.
Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished
This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
Ape together broke strong
Hold my koala, I’m going in!
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
I think that’s sociopathy. I might be wrong though. Then again none of you are real so who cares?
Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns
Side note. I got to work with Martin Starr (gilfoyle) for about 8 months and he is a fucking stand up guy.
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Foooootlooooongs
George Carlin had a good idea. Put all murderers in one state that borders one with all the racists, which borders one with all the pedos, and so on, then once a year open the borders to each other and let it play out. Not exactly what he says but still… He was on to something.
I’m summarizing this horribly but you get the point I hope. He’s much funnier than myself.
Must be a Brazilian chicken or something
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
That same quote is in a lagwagon song. I think it’s a sound byte from the movie Jacob’s Ladder, because there’s a few others on that album from that movie but I might be wrong.