Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished
Or eat it, like a limp biscuit.
exactly. Lick it clean
Reddit has a tribute subreddit; maybe post the aftermath there?
what?
Bad woman’s anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.
People take the term “loose” literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it’ll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal “loose” vagina make dumb comments about them being too “stretched out”.
In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.
oh so it wasn’t his umbilical cord growing back… makes sense now!
Yeah, especially since it looks like he is still wearing pants. I was like, is that supposed to be his belly button?
Interesting idea, send it to the cartoonist!
Just to add to this, the term “loose” was referring to morals, not, you know, lady bits. Because those bits don’t work like that.
(General you, not the person I’m replying to who is obviously aware)
Toxic Masculinity and Bad Women’s Anatomy don’t care about etymological technicalities.
Or really any accuracy at all, for sure
Like sleeve of wizard
Ohh…
Is that his umbilical cord?
I don’t get it
The sex?
