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Is this what I should do when I am about to Cosine a lease?

I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.

Wouldn’t that just make it more German than anything else?

There is no possible counterargument to this.

I am convinced now.

MAGA folks be like, this guy is so much more physically attractive than Kamala. It must be true since Trump himself said so.

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That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.

As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

Wait is it this or witchcraft? I can never tell anymore.

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

Oi do you hoive a loicense for that homosexuality?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽

A master baiter, if you will.

It’s not just a kernel, it’s a lifestyle.

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You are putting them in your mouth, so… kinda?

The moderator should also ask the empty podium the same question they just asked Harris, with a brief pause to emphasize that he is a no-show.

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