• Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    “Fs in the chat” -> “Subjects, please join me in mourning”

    “Thanks for the dono” -> “Your tithe is greatly appreciated”

    “We’re going into subs only mode” -> “You may only speak if you are of the proper station”

    Ironically, “we just got raided” can be said in both instances, but means different things.

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      3 months ago

      “W” -> “Great success, my liege!”

      “Thanks for the raid” -> “Gondor has heeded our call”

      “Don’t forget to hit your primes” -> “Word has reached me that the archbishop hasn’t received your monthly heavenly contribution”