The only wrong answer is Toad.
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
That’s getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
Bowser the power bottom
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
“Gay Bowsey”
“So long gay Bowser!”
-Mario
