FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      Hey! This is MY house! You can’t just tell me to leave!

      Okay, you’ve convinced me, here’s the key—the alarm code is 55378008

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        3 days ago

        Your code is… Boobless? I’ll never remember that! You’re lucky I’m like 2000 miles from there or I’d write that down and leave boobs in your house.

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          You take that back! This is a booby-free house! I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my wife… “No one likes boobies, that’s why I invented the 8-cup bra for our uberboobiful dogs. Once people find out about these, they’re gonna sell big, baby!”

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            3 days ago

            Hmmm. No boobs eh? Fair enough. Your house probably stinks anyway, given your name, unless you’re more into mapping farts within your home. In which case, you’re safe.

            For now.

            But one day… BAM! Boobs. Everywhere.