JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCleanliness is more importantsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down16cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1781arrow-down1imageCleanliness is more importantsh.itjust.worksJohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square35fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down1·2 days agoDo not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 days agoThe penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters
minus-squareAVincentInSpace@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-22 days agoExactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out
minus-squareAVincentInSpace@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 day agoLick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.
minus-squareEdiacarium@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-22 days agoAgreed. But that doesn’t work with the analog stick
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days agoDoritos hands touch my dick all the time…
minus-squareFisch@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoDo you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoIt’s ok if she uses chopsticks!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoThat just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told
Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!
The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters
Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out
Just lick it off.
Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.
Agreed. But that doesn’t work with the analog stick
Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…
Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?
Only the important ones.
Just lick it off.
It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!
We need c/sounding
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told
Keep your dick beaters off of me!