“Millions and millions are pouring into our country each day!”
It’s true. I now have 8 Mexicans living underneath my floorboards, since millions have been pouring in every day since he started saying this there’s not much place else for them to go. According to my calculations and this graph that I drew on with a sharpie, if this trend continues and Harris wins in November, by 2028 there will be more Guatemalans in Arizona than molecules of water in the ocean. I rest my case.
The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:
“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”
“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”
“Millions and millions are pouring into our country each day!”
It’s true. I now have 8 Mexicans living underneath my floorboards, since millions have been pouring in every day since he started saying this there’s not much place else for them to go. According to my calculations and this graph that I drew on with a sharpie, if this trend continues and Harris wins in November, by 2028 there will be more Guatemalans in Arizona than molecules of water in the ocean. I rest my case.