Quite an Alpha Quadrant bias if you ask me…
Unless they are all changelings which would be problematic for other reasons
Yeah, it’s not even Miss Galaxy.
At least have a Kelvin. They’re right next door in the universe.
Miss Quadrant then.
They had to cancel the Miss Gamma pageant because all the contestants turned out to be Founders.
Tribbles never making the finals. Such bullshit.
I also have internally coined “sweater Tribbles” just now but can’t use it in a sentence yet.
All the runner-ups get to take a Tribble home.
The giant Tribble secretly running the show: “Hehehe, soon…”
I wish that Andorian would show me her sweater Tribbles…
They can’t stop fucking for long enough to walk the runway.
Lets hope that’s definitely a TOS Gorn, otherwise all the contestants (and audience) will be hatchlings before long.
Who says they aren’t already … it takes a bit of time for the hatchlings to mature inside their hosts.
It would be a great place to spread infection across the galaxy. You’d have contestants coming in from everywhere and then spreading the parasites back to their home worlds.
This has to be the plot of some movie or tv medical drama. Just can’t put my finger on it.
The vulcan should not be smiling lol
As it is expected of contestants to smile, logically, she would follow suit.
Even participating in a contest about physical attractiveness is illogical.
Maybe but I bet she’d kill it in the quantum mathematics part of the competition.
But she could win a one-year scholarship and a savings bond!
Who says it’s a Vulcan?
The sash she’s wearing.
Oh. God dammit
I would point out that the Trill are absent, but they know that beauty comes from the inside.
that smile is very obviously that of a Romulan.
I would watch a two part episode that spans seasons about a Romulan spy acting as Ms. Vulcan in order to extract a Federation asset into the neutral zone.
Romulans have no honor.
No Miss Crystaline Entity?
The venue needed a chandelier last minute.
Oh yeah, ya’ gotta get a chandelier!
Kailash, when it rises
Orions weren’t allowed to participate, skews the judging results.
Mandatory pheromone testing?
I want to see Miss Medusan’s swimsuit portion. I heard it drove the crowd insane.
Humanoids only? I am disappointed in this horrifically outdated competition.
Kind of a long haircut for a Vulcan.
It is?
No?
Kirk: Challenge Accepted!
some uh people out there in our federation don’t have maps and uh I believe that our education like such as in Ferrenginar and uh the Cardassia everywhere such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the federation should help the federation uh or uh should help Ferrenginar and should help the Cardassia so we will be able to build up our future
Damndorian!
