Text: Hi.
This is your last chance to prevent unpleasant consequences and save your reputation. Your operating systems on every device you use to log into your emails are infected with a Trojan virus. I use a multiplatform virus with a hidden VNC. It works on any operating system: iOS, Android, MacOS, Windows.
Security through obscurity. Solid move.
Plan 9 from Bell Labs says hello.
Can’t infect a filesystem if it’s so fundamentally different from any others (including Unix) out there.