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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·21 days agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·21 days agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·21 days agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·21 days agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·21 days agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·21 days agoI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 days agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·21 days agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 days agoMy bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
minus-squareMBM@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 days agoThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 days agoSlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
I do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It’s very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
The light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.