Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Crazy Ideas@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Legally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".

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Legally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Crazy Ideas@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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2 months ago
Perfect confluence of an idea with a username. chefs kiss
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Change your names to “Puppies.”

Puppies to hang for killing eight people.