French Tripods? Ulla-la.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Begun the Drone War has.

Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I’ve used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).

Edit: Not open source - sorry, didn’t see the community!

All you need is lub, bah ba dada dah…

hamburgers? Next you’ll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”

“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”

“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”

“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”