The reason you don’t really see animals that can photosynthesize (other than microbes) is because you don’t actually get that much energy per unit of area. Think about how much area a cow has to graze vs the surface area of the cow itself. And much of the cow’s surface isn’t even facing the sun.

Ah, yes. The three genders: Scrub Daddy, Scrub Mommy, and Scotch-Brite™.

Don’t use screen, but I do use tmux pretty heavily.

No one’s said it yet? I guess I’ll do it: Outer Wilds.

Take away “really good research skills,” and this feels pretty relatable.

Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

It happens to all of us, eventually.

I think that’s the joke.

I recognize these vtubers, but don’t know what is even going on in this interaction.

Du

Lol, weaponizing toxic masculinity for climate justice, are we?

The characters are from Lycoris Recoil. It was very popular when it was airing.

I don’t know number theory, but I’ll upvote surprise ChisaTaki.

Or, in more succinct terms:

SILENCE, BRAND.

Haha, this idiot used isopropyl alcohol to clean a CD! What a dumbass!

Isopropyl alcohol can damage CDs? Shit…