Their punishment is that they shall face a firing squad… While wearing bullet proof vests
Their punishment is that they shall face a firing squad… While wearing bullet proof vests
Must run Windows 95
Windows was the enshittification of DOS.
They contacted it out to Missippi.
Something about a sniper in Dallas sounds familiar…
I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing
If it’s not run by the ghost of Hugh Heffner, then it’s not the real thing
Sounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
I don’t see many details.
They probably saw ALL the details
Having lived most of my life in Florida, the only time I emptied my lawnmower in the winter is while mowing my lawn.
That’s the Beester Bunny.
I don’t have any of those, so I’m not qualified to comment.
That’s not how testicles work.
Yes, JD Vance lied about abortion, and no, you shouldn’t trust anything he or Donald Trump says
about reproductive rights
Not promoting him to Jedi Master.
I wish I could afford a toothbrush.
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible.
I can’t find a date.
Have you tried tinder?
I had a roommate who was in med school. He wanted to be a psychiatrist. His surname was Carver, so naturally he became a surgeon.