Is that the room you go to to practice dog sled racing?

Not sure if it’s what the previous commenter meant, but Onn is a brand owned by Walmart.

I, too, like Yahtzee.

A decade to a decade and a half ago, I setup an “as it happens” Google Alert for my first and last name. As a result, every once in a while I get an email about someone with my name who’s doing much better than I am.

According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.

I once saw a horror movie that had scary, weird, subtle things in the foreground. For example, the main one I remember was early in the movie, when it was still keeping the viewer in suspense about whether anything supernatural was happening; in that scene the camera panned across an area and the silhouette of a ghost was right up front, but easy to miss. It’s the only movie I can recall doing that; I was watching the movie with my then-girlfriend and she didn’t even see it until I rewound to show her.

I can’t remember the name of the movie, I’ll have to ask my now-wife, but it was quite good.

edit: Actually managed to remember on my own. It was The Awakening.

That is a wonderful movie, but there’s at least one jump scare that I can recall (when the old lady opens the cabinet near the end) and it’s been at least a decade since I saw it.

Agreed on every other point, though.

Side note: As I write this, my toddler is laying beside me and started breathing deeply, reminding me of the “stop breathing!” scene, which was fantastically done. I should watch that movie again.

I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I’m too tired to count properly, but don’t most people only have five fingers per hand?

Aren’t “position marker” and “body” fairly innocuous?

That must be awkward when you’re walking around.

I have yet to figure out, in my client (Connect), how to click links in spoiler text. Thanks for the alt text, though, I legitimately respect that.

I know it’s a cliche at this point, and I hate that it’s true, but there’s plenty of doubt about whether “next time” will be a thing.

I interpreted it as the turkey being static on the table until Garfield started to pull on the tablecloth. In my interpretation the lines are supposed to indicate the beginning of movement, but since the turkey started at the edge, it looked like it was thrown there. No, I don’t know why Jon would be sitting idle at a table with a cooked turkey.

One wouldn’t usually throw a turkey in that manner (at least not the people who have served me turkey) but I admit that would probably be no less odd.

It’s neat how, in the first panel, it looks like someone threw the turkey onto the table.

Look at that, Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

Alternatively, https://youtu.be/pzSWMv-oU3g

Boy, I loved that movie as a kid. I wonder if I’d feel the same way now.

Harry Ford sounds like a very different actor.

What are you talking about? There are fewer ads for this long video. It’s for your benefit. Obviously.

edit: and we’re adding randomly timed “skip” buttons at various points in the ads to make sure that you can skip when you want! Not to make sure your eyes are on screen at all times.

This light is very patriotic.

Doppler effect.