(alec baldwins character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn’t. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it’s not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that’ll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

No way. His narcissism would never allow him to admit that he isn’t the smartest person ever. Just like how Ted Kaczynski refused to let his lawyer claim insanity.

!foodcrimes@lemmy.world

Mama said I can’t talk to strangers

Yeah, I got $13 even though I voted in 2020.

It is! Isn’t that fucked up?

Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

photographic evidence

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

Try squinting. I see white and gold normally but blue and black when I squint.