Also, impeachment. One would like to think that even today, a president-through-killing-the-president-while-being-vice-president would be impeached and removed by congress, but who knows.

I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:

it’s more comfortable

Agreed, I will generally sit down.

It’s solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:

• No. 2: Toilet (obviously, I hope).
• No. 1 on the road or at the pub: Urinal or standing elsewhere.
• No. 1 otherwise: sit down and relax.

I’ve found liberal amounts of contact cleaner to solve inadvertent double clicking.