Take heart, Comrade! For even in death, every scrap of your body shall live on in the flesh of all living tovarischista fighting the good fight against the imperialist swine who waste their uneaten fish heads!

Little did they know that Patches the Cat bit through their LAN lines and actually increased the cost of their communication.

the luddites were happy to use the new tech, but not for less pay and worse working conditions, so they trashed the machines - and history has sadly looked down on them ever since.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/what-the-luddites-really-fought-against-264412/

fuck motorbikes, you know exactly why.

“I need you to drive me to the kebab shop, now”

wot? how do u liv wiv urself

I eat the heads and eyes of fish

That one in the center middle is a banger

*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*

How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It’s like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.

glad to hear it!

• Rush Hour: The Lion King

  • Carter and Lee take on a nefarious plot to overthrow the king in the African savannah, ultimately foiling Scar’s plot and ensuring Simba inherits the throne, whilst working undercover in the Hyena underworld.

• Kung Pow: LotR

  • The Fellowship of the Fist must face off against Lord Sauron, but first Frodo must train under True Master Gandalf to achieve his destiny.

• Harry: Potter

  • Detective Harry Calahan must infiltrate a secluded military school in the Scottish countryside as the new DADA teacher, in order to take down an organisation known only as “Dumbledore’s Army” led by a single battle-scarred teen known only as The Potter.

Top-tier recommendations, good sir

(it’s actually insane at how durable that was under such a high speed, I concede defeat here good sir)

It’d be cool to meet up with some Lemmy folk

what is even happening right now

Thunderbird is a perfect app, it does not need to change.

This is the wrong approach.

Meat sacks are simulating a digital life.

Flesh is the problem. We need to raise AI in a digital creche and only then shove them into meat sacks once they mature into adulthood.

I don’t know if that’s ADHD, your brain just might have learned to willingly forget painful memories. I know mine does.

Happy the man, and happy he alone,
He who can call today his own:
He who, secure within, can say,
Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Be fair or foul or rain or shine
The joys I have possessed, in spite of fate, are mine.
Not Heaven itself upon the past has power,
But what has been, has been, and I have had my hour.

~ John Dryden

We’re talking about a powerhouse sewing machine that delivers blazing fast performance with an overclocked RPM of 1,100 stitches a minute without the need of liquid cooling (the heatsink just drinks water when he’s thirsty).

The 23 built in stitches make it highly programmable in the esoteric Loom-speak language, and it can bootstrap itself with an automatic needle threader, ensuring no performance bottlenecks because of the drop-in bobbin system to prevent jams.

Even under high loads, it can punch through demanding fabrics, and the processing pipeline uses a stainless steel bedplate to feed in the fabics, and if you’re lost at sea it can easily tether itself to multiple seagulls with a single thread, scaling to whales if you go for the multithread option.

Get real dude!