I chuckled :)

BOBR!

Starch in tomatoes? 🤔

But statistically 50% of the aborted fetuses will be male! Checkmate!

Grandmaster B

Futurama https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Bark

I vividly remember when I saw the first game with filtered textures on a vodoo 1 gpu. The individual pixels… were gone! It was mind blowing :)

In particular virulent infections. See Epstein-Barr for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein–Barr_virus

I had the real influenza which was a bit worse, but I wasn’t vaccinated 3 times against that. Covid gave me over 6 months of loss of smell, that was terrible.

Obligatory visualization: https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

Yes, sadly this is the way :(

PSA: Can be switched off

https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/17/24247238/snapchat-ai-my-selfie-feature-face-personalized-ads

Yeah man. Last time YouTube was good was when people were making videos just for fun, not for clout.

Was hier noch fehlt:

Für die komplette HPV-Impfung mit bis zu drei Einzeldosen muss man also für den Impfstoff bis etwa 480 Euro zahlen. Hinzu kommen Gebühren für die ärztliche Beratung, die Verordnung und die Impfung selbst.

https://www.krebsinformationsdienst.de/krebs-vorbeugen/hpv-impfung

Too soon

Pretty simple: Pretending to deliver the latest tech for a premium price. But the non-pro models simply don’t have the latest tech, but they do have the premium price. And Apple practices upselling like no other (I mean, look at those storage upgrade prices).

LPT: Don’t give queues that can be severely misunderstood, just fucking ask what you want to know.

/r/punchablefaces material

The title is quite literal. It’s not “some simple tasty recipes”, it’s depression-level-bare-minimum-effort-food ;)