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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

He’s the people’s VP

Walz repainted my house and didn’t accept anything for it but my gratitude

Walz once helped me rewire the electricity in my house. When I thanked him, he said he was happy to help.

Tim Walz saw me doing yard work in the heat, so he picked up the weedeater and did the edging to help me get done faster

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

They’re the secret gift RFK was giving us all along. What a patriot.

Wacky ole’ Drumpf at it again

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?