This is a very meta unpopular opinion…

Also, it is wrong. And unpopular. So I need to up vote?

Neither one has a goatee though

If it makes you feel better they’re super shitty to their paying customers too.

But it’s not supposed to be literal!

(unless I say it is)

People are worms, stuffed into a meat sack with appendages that make it easier to put food into the worm.

I’m sorry, kinda hilarious that you had to add a sarcasm tag. And sad.