No, that’s Christmas.

That is eerily similar. But then again, stuff like this probably also happened 2000 years ago. Just start doomprepping if people start wearing black and take up horseriding!

The one about the end times coming? Seems fitting! Does Christianity even have any other prophecies?

If you need a scapegoat, you pick one that can’t defend itself as easy.

Gotta love how human readable Python always is!

Then you are not who I am talking about.

And if you made it with fake eggs, milk and/or butter, you would make even more people angry!

I’m using this in every language I speak from now on!

6% revenue even, no masking the profits with losses!

A little bot of both probably :)

That wouldnt keep users trapped on the site as long. Trapping the users on the site longer makes Google rank it higher.

Yeah but those life stories are there due to SEO, which also is Google’s fault.

Yeah, but them telling you their life stories is also Googles fault…

We’ve come a long way from 1+1= Tube !

Impressive that we got to the moon with that.

Nothng changed.

Opening a banana from the bottom up, it’s so much easier.

All these screen saver ads and pause menu ads are going to save lots of people lots of power.

They don’t do that in my country.

You get a stone with a number carved in it beforehand. You put the stone with the deceased body. Afterwards that stone is in the urn.

Edit: bonus fact, if the person was heavy, their ashes will be too.

They just fell out of the sky?