I imagine both groups expect to recruit from the other

If he wins, we’ll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.

Pretty sure that’s a Canyanero

There’s a great comic by The Oatmeal that explains it more thoroughly, and it’s an amusing read.

Getting prepped for October, I see.

HR does exist to protect the company, but sometimes that aligns with your needs. In this case, HR is likely more interested in avoiding a sexual harassment case (which would cost the company), so they’re probably going to hear you out.

I got a TecWare Phantom 104 for my first, it’s been good so far (about 3 years of use). The “shroud” cover piece helps with noise and light leakage. I have the brown keys, they’re pretty nice. I’ve had to replace a couple of the most used ones, but it came with some extras.

The keyboard comes with a key cap puller tool, but I recommend getting a key puller tool (to remove the keys themselves, not just the caps). They’re cheap and will make changing keys a much better experience.

How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?

They’re called fingers, but you never see them fing.

Oh, wait. There they go.

Had to dig this one out of the archives.

Those are eyephones

This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.

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My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I’ll give you a couple choices:

Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.

Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.

To the Quick - a solid instrumental.

Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called…

microphones.

If you’re browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker… why?

It wouldn’t be the distribution method that is challenging, it’s the complicated task of monitoring your filesystem for changes, and working with a dozen or so different file systems to do it (the way it’s accomplished on an ext4 partition might not work on btrfs, for example).

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won’t run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn’t install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

HEAR THOSE HOGS CRANKIN, ALSO MY TINNITUS

too fantastical for adults

I have a number of GenX (and a few boomer) coworkers who would disagree, based on their truck wraps and window decals at least.

Nothing is quite like a lonely Midwestern dude with a negative emotional IQ.