Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don’t think it carries any value anymore.
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Cake day: March 3rd, 2024
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5·1 month agoDo you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!
2·2 months agoCarbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice
3·2 months agoThey’ll fall in line pretty soon.
Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from
from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison
8·2 months agoI have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.
My mom won a week-long vacation to England from a Fruitopia bottle cap contest and she gave it to me and my little brother. I was 20 and he was 16 and we went all over the place. This was back in the days of no cell phones and disposable cameras. That was a lot of fun.
Works every time!
Not seeing Solarbabies here.
Trump: No, many people are saying I’m the biggest whiner, like no one has ever seen, very whiny and powerful, frankly, and not only that, I’ll take it one step further with [invitation to stochastic terrorism]
I do like both of those things.
01·4 months agoThis guy always has such dramatic YouTube thumbnail image face
I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries
I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me
I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands
I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist
– King Missile
I worked at a Red Lobster in the early 2000s and my job was to portion out “vegetable medley” into plastic bags. These bags were kept in big trays in the refrigerator, and they would be pulled and thrown into the microwave for a minute or so. They’d dump the vegetables out of the bag and onto the plate and then just throw the bag on the floor. Cleaning up after a shift was like bulldozing filthy plastic bags.
Olive Garden is/was owned by the same group, so I’m sure it was spiritually similar there.