I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

I always thought of comedians as degenerates. Like you can’t be a good comedian if you never had a serious drug problem before or never fucked a hooker in a bathroom.

Telling a dude to shut the fuck up works in any context. I yell it at strangers all the time

You can, but it would mean changing everything, including yourself and what you personally believe in.

Increase immigration to offset the people not having kids. Canada has increased immigration a lot and whole there are some hiccups it’s going good.

Maybe during the next election they can run ads calling Trump supporters dick bags. I’m sure that will help them win.

It must be easy for the Dems to blame the voters and call them XYZ because it affords them the opportunity of not having to change. If the voters are the problem then you don’t have to do anything different and continue down the same path.

Liberals enjoy that schadenfreude a little too much. They’re the ones that are first to turn in their minority neighbours to protect their own status in society. They’re the Reddit mods of society

Reddit is night and day without all the shilling and bots. But the mods are having a hissy fit. They’re creating echo chambers that can rival a black hole.

Maybe if they got a couple more celebrities to endorse Harris she would have won. Or maybe all the celebrities could have sung Imagine like what they did during COVID.

Bro if I was the nominee, I would have won. No doubt about it. It would have been a landslide victory. It would look like the Reagan victory from his first term.

Maybe George Clooney shouldn’t have pressured Biden from dropping out.

Ok fc tb jus be strate up cash now

Maybe she should have gone on Joe Rogan

I kept trying to tell people that polls and surveys is just astrology for math nerds