Noncitizen residents in the US are protected by the constitution. This includes the second amendment.

Very few subjects can be represented by one graph and still give you the whole story. You could say this about almost anything posted here. I think it’s useful and interesting enough to be here.

Incredible. I have no idea, but I love this post. Keep it up.

Room temperature mayo is criminal

I get what you’re saying, but I can play PSP or Nintendo DS games on my iPhone.

Highly recommend Fred Knudsen’s YouTube video on these two. Fascinating and tragic.

Work in finance, have a thinkpad

Not being able to take a “mental health” day off, in both high school and college. In high school my parents wouldn’t let me (though I don’t fault them for that), and in college it was hard to keep up if I even missed one lecture. As an adult with a job , if I need a day to decompress, I can decide to take off tomorrow and nobody can tell me no. In school it was hard to keep on going with the tank on empty.

Ketchup wings is diabolical

My man

Size of an uncompressed image of the Washington Crossing the Delaware painting = 1 Yankee

12 Yankees in a Doodle

60 Doodles in an Ounce (entirely unrelated to the volume or weight usage of ounce)

McDonald’s used to be viable because it was shit, but at least it was cheap. Now it’s just shit. I haven’t gone of my own will in years, only with other people who wanted it. $3 for a hash brown is absurd.