This joke works across language barriers. In German, praying mantises are called “Gottesanbeterinnen” (God’s worshippers). The word for insects is “Insekten” and in sects is “in Sekten”

This is Asheville in north Carolina according to the screenshot which has recently been hit by hurricane Helene. There is no way that I know of to ‘plan a city’ in a way that prevents a hurricane from devastating the area and killing dozens. If such a measure existed, then why wouldn’t it have already been implemented on the south-eastern US coast where hurricanes and tropical storms are most frequent?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

yoo that’s me

Thank you for sharing your pointless knowledge that is so obscure that it wouldn’t even be useful at trivia night, it means alot to your fellow fediverse users :3

it’s Schnurbelgabubdibumbs

we are on a better alternative right now 💀

Es macht ihn ein Geschwätz nicht satt,

In Germany it would be:

AfD (Right wing extremist) is Blue and CDU (Conservatives) uses Orange though only as a seconday color

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Goodbye