I, for one, think we should give thanks to our corporate overlords for their benevolences. For instance, at meals you can pray:
“Bless us oh Walmart,
and these your gifts,
which we are about to receive,
from thy bounty,
through the Walton’s our benefactors.
Amen.”
/s
🎶I make my livin’ off the evenin’ news. Just give me somethin’, somethin’ I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry.🎶
Stockholm syndrome.
“Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She’s still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin’ funny Nana!”
Trump doing the opposite of what he said he would do is just his average Wednesday so I doubt they’ll even notice.
Even if they did, it’s a 4D chess move to trick the Democrats. It’s complicated. You wouldn’t understand. /s
1 Year and many poor design decisions later: “Why is our app so slow??”
This is like concealed carry class 101. The ONLY reason for pointing a weapon at someone is because you are about to shoot them with it. It’s a last resort. By the time you’ve drawn your weapon you had better have made up your mind that you’re going to kill the assailant because that’s the immediate next step. No warning shots. No last words. Draw. Aim. Fire.
It is not a “deterrent”. It’s the “I have no viable escape routes so deadly force is necessary.” option.
They installed the new one in parallel with the old one? That seems like a terrible idea.
Perfect is the enemy of good. Then again, that’s probably what the first guy told himself while he was bending/kinking pipes to get around other fixtures. 🤷♂️
Thanks! I’ve already found a pinhole or two that I’ve had to repair. Long term, all the plumbing and electric needs to be replaced. Thankfully most of it is pretty accessible.
We already abandoned the laws of physics at flying reindeer but more importantly, it fits. F-35, not so much.
Edit: Apparently you can still order an updated print edition of the World Book Encyclopedia for the low price of $1,259.00.
🎶Santa Clause got shot down by an A-10. Dropping gifts at our house Christmas Eve. You can say there is no war on Christmas. But all the murdered reindeer disagree.🎶
“For vonce I deed not forget mine Stahlhelm or mine Luger. But I sink zis siege of Stalingrad is going to be a booger.”
Can I up vote this more than once? Quality print journalism is absolutely vital and it will die without the support of its readers.
Personally I like a happy medium. Our 2200 sqft house is plenty big for our family of five. Any bigger and I would have a hard time maintaining it by myself. Larger houses definitely require more effort to upkeep.
We like having a little room to spread out or entertain guests. I also love having my shop in the basement. That was something I really missed when I didn’t have it for a few years.
It’s a personal preference that really depends a lot on your lifestyle, hobbies, and what you can afford.
We still have a landline (technically VoIP) phone. There’s also a list of important phone numbers written on the fridge. Good for emergencies.
There are few things more nerve wracking than frantically trying to find your cell phone and the number for poison control after your kid just swallowed something they shouldn’t have.
NGL, at first I was kind of concerned that you had a “geyser” so close to your house until I realized it was probably another term for what my American brain calls a “water heater”.
Someone else suggested a water softener which would help a lot. Aside from that, does your geyser have a sacrificial anode? If so, when was the last time you replaced it?
I am consistently amazed at the sheer number of parents who don’t seem to care about their kids at all. And those are just the ones in my kids friend groups.
Christian, Presbyterian. I was raised an IFB (Independent Fundamental Baptist) which nearly soured my opinion of organized religion altogether.
Long story short, I actually read the Gospels and came to the conclusion that the version of Christianity I grew up in was essentially the opposite of what Jesus taught.
My religious beliefs are important to me and shape a lot of my thinking. But, I also understand a lot of the anger and distrust that gets directed at the church because I’ve been there and it’s unfortunately well deserved.