YouTube is free, accessible and innovative, though? That meme doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Are you serious? She had ten times as many policy proposals than Trump. She’s not unpopular, she’s a woman.

Yeah, but it was never between Hitler and a woman! Yanks hate nothing more than women, so what did you expect?

Can you give an example of an app not working “as well”? Do your emails get wrangled or anything?

"Oh no, a bad word!

Better cross it out so no-one thinks I’m using bad words.

But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!

I’m such a good person (but also cool 😎)!"

Nah, this is about money. They’ll definitely find a group of underpaid employees to fire.

👴

developing AI tools

We tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas. AI to the rescue!

Thank god they’re filtering out the bad no-no words! Finally teens won’t be using naughty and scary words any longer because forbidding words that make us sad and upset is a sensible and smart thing to do! Fuck these shitty networks policing every aspect of speech with a humongous camel dick!

Also, if everything is highlighted, nothing is highlighted. Be more reasonable with your highlights.

Someone said “fuck” on TV! Quick, let’s make an actual news article about it before the world ends!

Will they get to keep the produce? Otherwise, this is just slavery and very much in line with conservative ideology again.

“shit”, the word is “shit”, kids

Why do you refer to the female candidate with her first name and the male candidate with his last name? The same thing regularly happens with Clinton. I assume the casual disrespect is not intentional but I’m very curious as to why this happens.

Why do real men using root type sudo, though?

You can’t deadname a social network because it’s not a person, though. It does not have feelings.

“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

I wouldn’t call it “thinking”. Conservatives react more than anything. They react to progress (–> hate), change (–> hate) and things they’re not familiar with (–> hate). They don’t pro-actively think per se.