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Those are some of the first below-grade expressways built in the country, so the shorter on ramps are from an era with fewer and slower cars, and there isn’t space to lengthen them. The law only changed to stop the insurance companies from using zip codes to determine rates, and reduced the maximum payout for healthcare related costs from a crash, with the aim of lowering costs, but of course the insurance companies worked around it.

Insurance is required in all of Michigan, with fines, license suspension, and jail all possible for not having it. With Michigan’s no-fault insurance we have some of the highest rates in the country in Detroit—especially relative to income—and almost no viable alternative to owning a car.

That said, as a native Detroiter I feel safer in Detroit driving around other Detroiters, the suburbanites and out of state folks are always in the way.

Sometimes I increment my cruise control down a mph at a time to see how much I can get them to slow down

Is this the start of “relevant Sesame Street” replacing “relevant XKCD”?

What was their explanation?

Anyone who lets their dog bark outside for 10+ continuous minutes (except in case of emergency) loses dog privileges for a year. One year added for every five minutes over 10.

ShotSpotter installs can be repurposed to locate homes of negligent owners who are annoying the entire neighborhood by letting their dogs bark unmitigated.

No… I was just in the pool…

And mostly scripted ads at that? I never really watch them either, but they don’t feel like the spontaneous conversations they appear to be, just scripted ads and rehearsed bits

Just the token light colored jacket guy every friend group needs

The person who actually spotted and photographed the basking shark is only referred to in the article as “Gallant’s wife.” She’s never named.

They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

Was Jesus Christ paranoid?