I had to look up who that was.

I’d bet if they actually surveyed gamers, you’d see more people jokingly submitting “John Halo” than Sam Fisher

Yeah the song was good, I just wouldn’t have even known she was singing on it without the title.

That one is good, too!

I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life or anything but isn’t the “truthbait” schtick kinda played out by now? The trope’s been done to death, I think you need to get more creative with your parody account

Well now I really miss pre-Musk Twitter. My feed was all shit like this, friends and strangers posting out-of-context thoughts.

Bummer you can hardly hear Blossom in there, she has such an iconic voice to me

Ekans made me cackle

I, uh, don’t think you know what a tier list is

I hope OC clears this up because my understanding is that’s the Spanish equivalent of the n word

They’re very different in frequency, too. The left only recently started with the fiery jabs whereas previously they were “above” making comments like that…it’s been the core of the republican playbook for awhile now

I’m assuming OP didn’t take this screenshot…but if you did…why did you screenshot a reply of a screenshot instead of just saving the screenshot?

My useless conspiracy theory when additional usernames are included in these, they are the ones taking and spreading it.

Just because you think at 5 words per minute doesn’t mean everyone types slower than that lmao

So do I just cut the benzos in half for the calmer apes?

I get your point but there’s a pretty huge gap between the evils of factory farmed chicken and this. To be clear, I am NOT absolving farms of their wrongdoings here, but comparing the two…

-Shark fin soup is not something done to feed the nation. It is a “delicacy” (and a pretty shitty one at that. A client hosted a dinner for us in Thailand that included a serving of it and…wow yum flavorless spongey thing) for the upper class. Yes, we could feed the nation with vegetables and the like but that doesn’t change the intent

-Sharks are nowhere near as abundant as chicks. Farm chickens do not have a positive effect on the world but wild sharks sure do. This is damaging to the ocean ecosystem. Yes, factory farms negatively affect the environment as well, but I am talking about the killing itself

-The way they’re killed somehow manages to top the inhumanity of killing chicks and chickens. Their fins are cut off and they’re tossed back into the ocean to flop around and slowly starve. If factories are cruel, this is insanely cruel

-Factory farming is unfortunately legal for some reason. This is not for good reason

Same haircut, same car, bring benzos. Got it

My takeaway was that having a chimpanzee as a pet is fine and so is giving them benzos but what you should really avoid doing is giving them a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

Oh shit didn’t realize he was from a different county

Where is he suggesting we deport the two white Americans who tried to kill him?

I’ll add to the absurdity for you: The agent asked me, “does this sound familiar?” and recited my forum signature which was a short poem about a sailing goat

Because a dude with gun convictions didn’t have much an issue getting a new gun

My friend went to a different high school than me and for some reason they had a forum with open sign ups.

The FBI showed up at my school because I said I was gonna punch the mascot in the face…