If someone pulls out a flip phone I’m just going to assume they’re a drug dealer

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

It’s really stupid. At one point fucking onions were at 10$/kg.

In the Philippines they’re around 4$/kg where I live, and they’re not even really nice potatoes.