You can blame Abrahamic (and possibly more) religions for this.

On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”

(also, instance name checks out)

Have freedom their code stolen by corps

Lead?

B-But… BIG country! BIG people. BIGLY BIG. It just won’t work. /s

Is it okay for a salesman to jump into your bed along with their 874 partners in exchange for selling you a newspaper?
(NOTE: Ads DON’T HAVE TO be targeted. You can show ads and not track the user.)

In other news: water is wet and trillionaires shouldn’t exist.

Give them an emotional support blåhaj :DD

Metric as in kilometers per hour.

PreyStation 5

At first I thought it was in metric… Damn you imperial.

Relevant XKCD

Nah. These are way too short.

How about Windows NEW ALL (in reference to Tantacrul)?