– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

my memory is toasted

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

she is 70, she can survive Trump

…twice

Lexus sold cars with cassette players until 2010

calling it socialism is correct, they just fail to realize that’s what good governments do

i go to work, but i take weekends off, does it make me a coward?

that’s what America wants apparently

actually i had the thought while scrolling YouTube choosing the background noise for my shower

don’t you wish you could filter it out

wholesome gimp trying to cheer us up

already voted, can i believe now?

the City(Blue) vs rural(Red) devide is particularly sharp in GA, no surprise fear tactics are being targeted towards Atlanta

and unlike Beto, he didn’t say Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47

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