I mean…unless your chest freezer is the size of your garage, its contents ain’t gonna feed you and your family for 4 years

Wait, the guardian isn’t your character?

Hopefully this “mass deportation” will be as feeble as Trump’s 2 mile long joke of a wall…

“Oh no musk got fined $10 million dollars”

Meanwhile, he made $26B in a single day of stock gains post-election…

Oh I agree, but Musk has fuck you money and when that happens he’ll still be filthy rich.

Those spineless fucks won’t do shit.

It’s looking to be about a 7 seat majority. Doubt too many other seats will deviate from the current counts.

I had thought we should Truman show Trump so he could believe he was president again. Might cost a few hundred million to make it convincing enough, but it’s a much smaller price to pay.

Musk already made back all the money he invested in Trump and then some. Hitched his low poly wagon to the idiot at just the right time…

What’s so unbelievable about “we’re gonna spend all our money on capital immediately and fire you all” on a whim?

Man I really don’t get this viewpoint at all…

Guess which country gets to celebrate Halloween every day for the next 4 years!

I still think the movie slaps

I suspect VPNs will become a legal target as well…

Rollercoaster without a track

Does anyone have another Kill the ______ book recommendation so I can complete the trifecta?

We’re already there: it’s called NextDoor

There’s a pretty good argument this too was a mistake given what happened in PA. At least one swing state might have been saved…

Good news: we’re all working in Amazon warehouses soon

Not conceding when you lost every swing state AND the popular vote would be a Trumpian thing to do. No, the right move, even though it’s painful, is to concede.