You just gotta send an email with videos and pictures of you having a wank that only say “This won’t stop until I can watch porn freely again” .

Just the headline so I can ensure I misinterpret the context fully when drunkenly ranting at my mates about it.

Have you tried yelling " WHOOP WHOOP" at it?

Jimmy will win that one.

Just now.

Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi’s mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi’s mums pooling blood.

That government had the intelligence to see they needed to listen to someone smarter than them and gave Not Sure the freedom to do it how ever needed, even if it was something as ridiculous as water from the toilet. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

No no no, it’s not the strong men that is the problem, it’s the weak women with their fragile womanly figure seducing the strong virile men, it’s the weak and powerless women who need to be reigned in and controlled… So the strong powerful men won’t be uncontrollably seduced…/S ^

Hey! I had fuckin nothing to do with this!

Jason: I killed a lot and I mean a lot of animals on that island and I got really really good at it, so good that it became boring, so I started using them to help me kill people, that was pretty fun to watch… Hansel and Gretel a mountain lion into their camp, throw a rock at it and wait for the symphony of screaming and gun shots… So that’s how I got this one.

Friends: …

As long as he’s up for a game of Wheel Of Goon!

A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

Hahahahhahaha ahhh, how do you fuck that up?

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Oooo we’re getting close to having a touch screen keyboard you can feel.

Kinda like tinting a window?

Why do you think?

trans muslim librarians are coming for your pizza

So what type of pizza do they like? Gotta get ready for January!